I was sad there wasn't more prequel discussion in here. For fucks sake they can't even stay consistent with their own stage props. Best Review of Solo IMO is again Red Cynic: However Mauler is a good second in English: TL DR: Star Wars sequels and prequels retcon too much and have so much asspull, radlib politics and illogical story-lines that its impossible to even enjoy on a nostalgic trash level. The only 2 scene's worth a damn is A) the Imperial strike against the rebel invasion See: and B) When Vader goes on a fucking rampage See: The best (Russian) review of Rogue One is: Only Rogue Ooe review in English worth a damn is E R, though he is to be taken with a grain of salt: - Solo retcons some stuff, inserts a lame plot and essentially re-iterates his arc from the OT which is asinine because it makes his arc in the OT completely dead. Saw Gerrera is now a caricature of bourg depictions of Che Guevara murdering anyone he is suspicious of.
SUPREME COMMANDER SNOKE SOUNDS RETARDED FULL
Rogue One is lso full of dumb bullshit and doesn't quite make it as a gritty war movie, with pointless killing often being present. >2938 - Rogue One retcons New Hope in a number of wys (such as making the ventilation port of the Deth Star an "intentional" weakness). Pic 2 is just an example of how the stupidity of the film retroactively makes the entire original trilogy and prequels completely irrelevant. It was at least a unique idea and they flushed it down the toilet for alien horse charges and retarded ships that can't fly up without a special gimmick. Annoying as fuck, especially when the original idea for ROS was actually interesting with Kylo fully embracing the darkside and planning to become the embodiment of it, (and doing some Darth Revan tier stuff). >2803 >was that one as bad as the previous ones It was the worst yet… it got memed to hell for it too, FFS they brought back Palpatine in a decaying zombielike body (that survived 2 explosions of the 2nd Death Star) ho was on some random ice planet with an armada of over a hundred planet-busting star destroyers (that were poorly upscaled original Empire Star-Destroyers) and an army of sith followers and Snoke Test-tube failures. Compared to pic 1 the dialogue was better than what most teens sound like IRL. People used to bitch and moan about "the dialogues" between Padme and Anikin being cringe… except it makes sense in the setting of the story and in general for teens. They had dumb moments and flaws but they were highly experimental films and were telling a specific story, and told it very well with a lot of realism. The prequels weren't loved because of the memes, but because people realized that "shit, the prequels actual have nuance and cleverness that we missed while being nostalgic angry nerds!" The memes were just a side benefit >Disney movies being bad doesn't make the prequels retroactively good The Disney Movies are beyond bad and hile your statement is true, that doesn't mean that the prequels are shit. >2790 Dead bait have a (you) >2802 Fuck off. Mauler pointed it out in his review of RoS repeatedly.
>Make Star Wars thread last night on a whim >thread is quiet when I go to bed <come back to 20+ new posts Oh what fun! >2776 I saved it but I am editing the content to be more accurate as of the thread's criticisms >2777 >this SO true. To be honest there are plenty of individual scenes, mostly of Rey conversing with Kylo, which are quite interesting and have depth in Last Jedi, but because of the sheer Mary Sueiness and pointless SJW shit within the film as well as other idiocy and plot divergences these good moments get lost in all the filth, like pearls scattered in the mud. Of course JJ ruined the one good part of Last Jedi, with the reveal that she is Palpatine's grand-daughter in the Rise of Skywalker, which felt like Taking the Piss Out of Rian Johnson, the movie. It subverted the idea that Rey was some child of destiny born of Obi-Wan or a Skywalker or some other nostalgic force user name and instead presents her as an ordinary orphan, forgotten by her drunkard parents, and uncared for by anyone who just happened to have immense force powers. That honestly felt like a really good scene.
Pics related The one part of Last Jedi I liked was a portion of the throne-room scene when Kylo tells Rey she's nothing, a nobody… but not to him. Reposting something I wrote a while back on a /leftypol/ thread about Star Wars.